Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.