H. L. Mencken Quotations | Page 5

Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in Hell.

The best teacher of children, in brief, is one who is essentially childlike.

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.

My belief in free speech is so profound that I am seldom tempted to deny it to the other fellow. Nor do I make any effort to differentiate between the other fellow right and that other fellow wrong, for I am convinced that free speech is worth nothing unless it includes a full franchise to be foolish and even...malicious.

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of cliches. What they mistake for thought is simply a repetition of what they have heard. My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought.

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

All of the American's foreign wars have been fought with foes either too weak to resist them or too heavily engaged elsewhere to make more than a half-hearted attempt. The combats with Mexico and Spain were not wars; they were simply lynchings.

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.