Hal Linden Quotations

I challenge myself everywhere, onstage, on the golf course. Hey, isn't that the point of it all? To keep getting better? Otherwise why do it?

I hadn't really noticed that I had a hearing problem. I just thought most people had given up on speaking clearly.

I rarely repeat playing the same role in a show. I figured I'd plumbed 90 percent the first time around, so let's move on to something where I'm starting from scratch.

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you.