When George Washington threw the dollar across the Rappahannock River, he didn't realize he was establishing a precedent for government spending.
The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.
A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.
Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls.
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.
In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
