Heather McDonald Quotations

We sent it back to the kitchen and they comped our meal. I called Ruby Tuesday corporate, they didn't seem to care much.

It's a real shame, ... I think we're in a period where theater has gotten intimidated by the power of TV and film. So a lot of people in theater try to do what TV and film do, instead of that particular kind of image and language that can only be done on stage.

It's ignorance, and it's really not knowing what's out there,

I ordered from the Eat Smart menu and they brought out my chicken and it was just rancid,

I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.

God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.

My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately, I matured and was once very pleased with my mom as my parent and the career she had constructed for herself.

People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids' school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don't get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life!

My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.

The most important thing as a comic and a writer is to have a strong point of view. I have one and can recognise it in others which is why I can write for other people and different characters that I perform.

My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

The most important thing as a comic and a creator is to have a robust standpoint.

My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.