Homer Quotations

I'm not gay, but I'll learn...

If at first you don't succeed, give up.

I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere?

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.

Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He's about to hit a chestnut tree.

We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!

Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise their misery. But they themselves- in their depravity- design grief greater than the griefs that fate assigns.