Howard Stern Quotations

I can guarantee you that more people are going to be focused on what she wore rather than the scope of the hearing. She's aware of that, and that's why she doesn't want to create a spectacle.

tends to not like to do his radio show in front of people.

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.