Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".
All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.
No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.
The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.
A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.
Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.
There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
