Jeff Austreng Quotations

He's been practicing hard, too. I really don't want to mention it, but wouldn't it be nice if ...

That will be the third time we'll have bowled each other this week. We're in the same league Monday and Wednesday nights and, oddly, our teams were scheduled against each other both nights. He kicked our butts Monday night, so I'll have to try to get him back. But he's a great bowler.

Best of all, I only missed one spare.