Jim Norton
Jim Norton
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There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.
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That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?
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I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.
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When you talk about an icon and a legend, an extraordinary individual, as well as a people's person, it's difficult where to start about the man. He was the kind of person where all you would have to say is Amby and people knew who you were talking about. People loved him. On the day of his passing, the headline in the (Providence) Journal read, A one, and last, of a kind. In all of the years that I worked with Amby, it's hard to pinpoint what stands out the most, except that he was always there.
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We got tired of hauling it all over,
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Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.
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I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.
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That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.
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Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
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The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
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I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
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I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.