Joan Crawford Quotations

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

The 1930s Hollywood was capable of hurting me so much. The things about Hollywood that could hurt me (when I first came) can't touch me now. I suddenly decided that they shouldn't hurt me - that was all.

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?

Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it?

Then there's that 'You're only as old as you feel' business, which is true to a point, but you can't be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you're old.

Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good.

Choose your clothes for your way of life.

My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

Of all the actresses ... to me, only Faye Dunaway has the talent and the class and the courage it takes to make a real star.