Joaquin Andujar Quotations

If I was crazy, I'd throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that's crazy. If I was stupid, I'd throw the ball into center field with the bases loaded and a 3-2 count on the hitter. Now, that's stupid.

Why is there no respect for Joaquin Andujar?

There's three words that describes baseball 'You never know.'

You can't worry if it's cold; you can't worry if it's hot; you only worry if you get sick. Because then if you don't get well, you die.

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar.

I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard.

How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them.

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.

You can sum up the game of baseball in one word: 'You never know.'