Kevin James Quotations

Back in '93 I saw my first UFC fight and just became enamored by it then.

You don't want to do anything that doesn't glorify God in every way.

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

I really wasn't a class clown.

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?! Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up?

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.

Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.