Leslie Jones Quotations

I take care of everybody. I'm either hugging you or making sure that you're not sick, because my backpack has every kind of medicine in it.

I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy.

I'm really good at standup. I always win at standup.

My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.

When you're writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can't just be out of the air.

We are looking to keep our errors to a minimum this year. We lost to Lone Peak by one run because we had two errors. If we can keep the errors down we feel we can compete with anybody.

We feel as though we have solid pitching. That's always a key in region games.

We are hitting consistently throughout our order. Defensively we have been fairly solid. So hopefully both of those can continue into region play this week.

Our seniors are the ones that lead this team. Gillespie (.600) has one of the top batting averages on the team and Bird leads by example on the field.

They're our hardest market. We lose them when they become teens and start driving. Usually we get them back when they go to college or become parents themselves.

It's always a big game when we play them so hopefully we can start off on the right foot.

The way we value black beauty has changed. I'm single now, but back in the slave days, I would have never been single. I'm 6 feet tall and I'm strong. Look at me, I'm a Mandingo.