Margaret Smith or Maggie Smith may refer to: (wikipedia)
My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.
My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.
Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.
I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."
Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.' 'Stuff it down into the seat. And roll those windows up, you're letting the smoke out'
