Mark Grace Quotations

I think he acted like an idiot. I would have liked to see him do that against Bob Gibson or Don Drysdale or Rick Sutcliffe. They would have had to surgically remove that ball from his ear hole.

The numbers might look average, but I thought (Dustin) threw the ball well. He looked pretty good.

Of 25 players on a roster, about six or seven of them use bookies, or whatever. That's just the way it is. If you say no, then you're turning a blind eye.

I think it's a mediocre division again at best.

It's gonna happen. And I'd love to see it.

I was impressed with the overall level of talent. But look, the bottom line is we've got a great bunch of guys at the camp that want to have fun and learn. We're going to make sure they have lots of fun, I can guarantee you that.

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

I just hope Sammy (Sosa) gets the attention he deserves. Not only has he hit sixty-two homers, but he has carried us. He is without doubt the MVP of the National League.

A slumpbuster is when you have to take one for the team. It's finding the biggest, nastiest, fattest broad, and you put the wood to her to come out of your slump. Also known as 'jumping on a grenade for the team'.

He's continued not only as a good player, but as a leader on that team, as a guy who takes young players under his wing and teaches them how to play.