Mason Cooley (1927 – July 25, 2002) was an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of the aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me." (wikipedia)
The suburbs: signs of life, but no proofs.
Many count on their disadvantages to cover for them.
Grandiosity lessens as work proceeds.
The little suckings and smackings of the perversions are the sounds of joyous infancy.
You are so tactful that I have no idea what you want.
The language of pornography is abusive, that of romance adoring. Both are addressed to a fetish.
Rules that are never violated cease to be recognized as Rules.
The best hand always believes in playing by the rules.
The mind demands rules; the facts demand exceptions.
Clouds of flavors and savors float around the thing-in-itself.