McLean Stevenson Quotations

I'd just like to take a moment here to say that I'm totally opposed to violence in the school system. I think that teachers are subjected to a lot of stuff that kids are... Children out there, if you feel so compelled to maim your teacher, I think that's okay, but to really get rough and snuff 'em out, that's tough.

I definitely think we should not serve alcoholic beverages at the lunch break.

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.

I tell you, I'm really not what you'd call into your basic kink, even though we do live in Hollywood, which is a little bit like living in a box of granola.