Michael Matusow (born April 30, 1968) is an American professional poker player residing in Henderson, Nevada. Matusow's nickname of "the Mouth" reflects his reputation for trash-talking at the poker table.[1][2][3] (wikipedia)
You realize how many times lightning has to strike in order for you to be sitting here?
There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.
He's got pocket aces, he's got pocket kings and he's got pocket queens.