Neil Cavuto Quotations

I don't think business news is just for old white men with money.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it... with you.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.

It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time.

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.

The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.

We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference.

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy.

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine.

I'll rail against what I think is wrong.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney!

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.

Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending.

If we're so convinced times will get tougher, why is mall traffic up? Why are car sales still strong? Why are home sales still chugging along?

It's easy to become repetitive on stories like this, and some elements ? how the books were handled and how the accounts were structured, derivative instruments and things like that ? don't engage people.

This is a very big story. It could represent closure to the many people who felt they were abused when the markets went bust. This case is of great material significance to people. While they may not be made whole, they feel they've been snookered, and they want people made accountable.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

With Iran's long history of lies and non-cooperation, why are we talking to them? Why are we giving them legitimacy?

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?

The argument that the countries use for the sheer increase in Muslim doctors is the sheer increase in the Muslim population. In for example Birmingham, England where a lot of these guys came from, where one of these plots was hatched, it's up to 30% of the population. Maybe that's the problem?

Jerkery knows no financial pedigree.

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.

Here's a brave old reality, taxes don't go away; raising them never generates revenue, never ever ever.

I want to democratize business news.

It's about food. It's about your home. It's about your life. The government is worried about all of the above. All I'm saying is you should be worried they're worried. Here's why: They're telling you that you can't take care of yourself. You can't be trusted with what you put in your mouth or what you sign on the mortgage dotted line. So they'll tell you what to put in your mouth and they'll save you from what you signed on that dotted line. Does anyone see a trend here? Personal responsibility has now become government responsibility.

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.