Philip Kaplan Quotations

Whether they work for dot-coms, whether they own dot-coms, a lot of them work for investment companies, banks, venture capitalists, ... I can look at people's e-mail addresses and there's very few AOL or Hotmail e-mail addresses. You see Price Waterhouse addresses and Andersen consulting e-mail addresses.

One weekend I was bored and as a sort of a joke I made this Web site,

They say, '...I saw 20 other companies were listed the same day as laying off 100 people and it made me feel really good,'

A company has to have some type of event, whether it lays off people, whether they recall their IPO (initial public offering). Maybe they're getting sued or an executive leaves. The points are based on the odds,

It's based on celebrity death watches, picking who's going to die and when they're going to die. It's all pretty morbid,

In high school, I didn't go to parties. I didn't have a lot of friends, ... Now all the people from high school are asking me if I have a job for them. So I guess it wasn't so bad to be a dork.