Giving up is a display of immense strength.
Remember, the lips that are kissing your ass are hiding teeth behind them.
Tear my heart out, slow roast me over a fire, pull off my eyebrows strand by strand, push pins though my fingernails... do anything to me, anything but a Monday.
If life gives you lemons...you know you have a Herculean hangover. Either that, or you're holding Tequilla shots in both hands.