Randy Quaid Quotations

I am being embezzled by a monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

Honestly, it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon.

If you don't stick up for what's yours, and defend what's yours... what are you?

I would not do anything to besmirch my reputation any further than it has already been.

I went through this delayed-adolescence thing. I didn't want to be tied down to a family.

I'm not crazy. I play a lot of crazy characters, but I'm an actor.

I just always wanted to be left alone to go into a creative space.

I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties,

Acting's more of a business for me now.

It was real for me and that's all that matters.

I already did everything one time and that makes that one time stick out.

I've been racketeered on.

It's possible for people to gain control of every facet of your life.

What I wish more than anything is that I could start getting press about my work as an actor. That is what I do. I'm not a criminal.

I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I'm not gonna take that chance.

Now with the Internet, a celebrity is fair game, and it's all designed to sell advertising space.

When I was a kid and the carnival would come to the shopping centre, I'd go down and talk to all the people running the rides. I like that whole lifestyle, moving from town to town in a nomadic existence.

I would never walk off any show.

I love my brother. I miss my brother.

My finances have been decimated by a group of people, such as my ex-attorney, my ex-business manager, and an estate planner, specifically. And they have conspired together to - to co-op my corporations, put in trustees without my knowledge.

I love playing characters that are bigger than life and maybe have a darker side that they present to the world. Those are good characters.

Just about every actor wants to be a Disney cartoon voice at some point.