Rick Kaplan Quotations

She's an incredibly funny person, no matter what we're discussing.

On his shows, he's in charge, and the world revolves around Maury. When Connie's there, the world does a figure-8 around both of them. It's great. He loves it. He can't control the orbit.

On his shows, he's in charge, and the world revolves around Maury, ... When Connie's there, the world does a figure-8 around both of them. It's great. He loves it. He can't control the orbit.

I don't care if you don't come to work tomorrow.

Did we want to show a different Tucker? We did talk about that. But he has been wearing one since he was 6 years old his dad wears one and I think Tucker wearing a regular tie would look silly.

It's a prize that's waiting to be taken,

It's what two people would do over breakfast in the morning.

I'm not going to discuss it. It's between me and Keith.

People mature with age and experience. I hope I more resemble a fine wine than bad vinegar.

Wearing a bow tie is a statement. Almost an act of defiance.