Rob Schneider Quotations

I kind of realized early on I was playing him. That was a big responsibility for me.

People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world ... have you thought about polo?'

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots

I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything

Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so

First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't good actresses, because they don't need anything. If someone is beautiful and she's needy, she's probably had a terrible childhood.

I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.

Well, Adam (Sandler) just wanted me to play myself. He said 'Come on, no one has ever seen that.' So he would actually come on the set and say, 'No, no, no, no ... Come on ... No, no, no, no. Just be yourself.' (I) have a tendency to want to be goofy.