Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
school kids home
We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.
sexy school high-school
I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.
funny cousin school
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
funny school lunch
School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
funny football school
In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
teacher school kids
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
school
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.