Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
funny humor suicidal
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
suicidal kids cutting
I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
funny humor suicidal
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
dog suicidal looks
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
funny humor suicidal
I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'