Seth Grahame-Smith Quotations

So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid.

Her only fault is that she lacks sense enough to avoid falling in love with such a fool as I!

Your quarrel is with God. I merely wish to offer Him the opportunity to judge you.

I wouldn't back away from what's right just because it's hard.

Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time.

But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.

It's absurd to think of 'Pride and Prejudice,' this classic, beloved book, beset with a zombie uprising. The goal is to make you suspend your disbelief enough to allow you to get lost in the story and believe what you're reading for a while.

I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.

Surely life has taught you that a thing can be both beautiful and vile.

But I am happy. And happiness, I have decided, is a noble ambition.