Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
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We have now got a coalition government which may or may not include some anti-business types like the Greens.
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I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
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I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!
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I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.
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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.
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Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time
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He used to sit very quiet. Dangerous quiet, if you ask me. And he'd stare at her with that look he has. He didn't need drink to make him dangerous.
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I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars.
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I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
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I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.
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Reasonably benign economic environment, nothing too threatening with either (political) party. . .either party coming in will still mean continuation of reasonable economic growth.
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I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that.
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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
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He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.