Steve Hofstetter Quotations

So many comics have this view of 'Oh, he gets work, he took that work away from me,'

I don't know what it is about the open road that makes it so appealing. Maybe it's because when you're headed somewhere, you don't have to be where you've already been.

I enjoy getting the e-mails saying what's up. But the most important thing is that they send a few bucks.

I get my material from just living. I go through an experience and then decide if I want to talk about it.

I was living on a bunk bed in my father's spare room, ... I'm getting all these articles pumping me as the next big thing, and I'm like, do you guys know what my life is like?

I was on the other side of this. It changes you.

When donations are made it should simply be to help, not to get credit, ... I would rather them make (a donation) and feel good about themselves.

When someone offers to have a party in our honor, we say 'Yes'.

Some people get offensive at some of my jokes. It was nice to see that this audience 'got it.' Nothing I say is offensive, but just good debating points.

No matter how things go for me, the one thing that I never want to get above is criticism. A lot of people in this industry don't like criticism. I think you need something to keep you in check.

I try to mix it up. Who wants to see a comic who just goes on with one subject, such as politics, for an hour? I go in a number of different directions. When I perform, there is no subject that is taboo.

I don't think I ever cracked up as much in my life as I did during my stepfather's funeral service and burial. All we could do to prevent crying was to laugh throughout it. Laughter is very powerful. It's something that can't be underestimated.

I dont know what it is about the open road that makes it so appealing. Maybe its because when youre headed somewhere, you dont have to be where youve already been.