Toby Turner Quotations

I have a couple of games I've wanted to make in the 'Tobuscus Adventures' universe.

I'm excited to bring my characters to life in book form.

In the beginning, YouTube content wasn't up to the same standard as traditional media. Now, people are using it as a launchpad.

Reading is what people did before YouTube, and I love retro stuff!

Do you ever have a day like that, where you just look back and you're like 'why did today happen?'

Take nothing personally. Nothing is ever personal. No matter what anyone ever does to you, EVER, it’s not cause of you. It’s cause them, always. All you gotta know is THAT, just freaking take that with you everywhere, and you can just be happy all the time.

How do you make a compass? Uhhh hmmm so if I was a compass how would I make myself?

I'm definitely not gonna make a joke about separating the whites and colours, so don't try to make me. So instead, I'll just say something like “BOOGABOOGABOOGADOBLUH I'M A PERSON BLUHBLUHBLGUHGHGGHGH”. That appeals to everybody.

Keep your hopes up. Or down. Wherever you want them to be. Just have hope somewhere.