Tom Green Quotations

I think we were just worn out from all the travel. It was an honor for us to be in it, no question about it. There were 100 mid-major programs in the game, and we were the first NEC school to be in it. I was hoping we would play someone a little closer to us.

I think we're starting to identify certain things that we don't want to do, that are just too far in the wrong directions. I don't wanna come across as mean-spirited on the show. I mean, sometimes you can do stuff that's pretty far, but it's mean-spirited, and I don't want to do that.

I think this is to placate but also she is of two minds to continue to wield this power.

I think sometimes what happens is, I get desensitized to things and I don't realize how shocking some things can be to some people.

Where was this when we were having kids?

This schedule is without question the most difficult we've had, ... We don't face any easy games and we'll be starting a week earlier than we normally do, opening the season right away at the Guardian Classic.

Teams that shoot as quick and as well as they do make them hard to stop.

This market is just trying to get to Christmas because it really doesn't know what it's doing, ... It's just hopefully going to have some good earnings eventually.

There's a very thin market and the banks seem to be taking their toll on the market.

It will be very challenging, to say the least, ... We have strong non-conference competition in road games against Maryland, projected to be a top-20 team, and Louisville, a 2004-05 final four participant. Playing against in-state rival Seton Hall at the Meadowlands is another highlight, and we'll be competing against St. Peter's and Drexel, both of which had good seasons last year.

Their pressure got to us. They didn't do anything we didn't expect ... really there was just too much talent for us tonight.

He's an undersized four man (power forward) is what it boils down to. He's got outside shooting ability, can put the ball on the floor and is very cute around the basket. He's very difficult to guard. And he's stronger than most everybody he plays against.

I don't mind checking the constitutionality of the law. But to stop planning? I have a difficult time with that.

The General Assembly has indicated support for Teen REACH programs. The budget isn't complete yet. The governor is working closely with legislative leaders.

I'm no more a lawbreaker than they are , and if they were lawbreakers for keeping God's commandments, they're my example.

If prosecutors in the state of Utah continue on the path they are on in seeking us out, I hate to tell you what might happen. To put it bluntly - the mountains could come down upon them. I think they are going to get shook up. I think we are in store for a lot of things if we don't reprent and return to the way of God.

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

I always try to approach things from the point of authenticity. I've done that for my short films, working with non-actors from the real environments where you go exploring and placing them into the cast alongside professional actors.

It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

I think I always enjoyed the energy of a crowd, of being onstage. It started when I was even younger doing public speaking at school and just kept going from there.

I had a real passion for performing. I craved the attention. I was a goofy kid just like I am a goofy adult. So as soon as I got the bug of getting laughs and getting on stage I just couldn't stop.

I tend to sit around with my friends a lot and rant and rave about things I think are ridiculous in the world, and I tend to make fun of myself a lot.

I don't really like to just sit down at a computer and write because that tends to be a little forced. Sometimes the funniest ideas just happen in the moment, when you're talking to people, or you notice something.

I tend to find comedy in dark places. I also tend to find comedy in taking on the status quo - which has always been something I find important.

Whenever I do something I tend to focus on it and spend all of my time and energy on it.

It's such a huge endeavor putting a full movie together, especially an independent movie. I tend to kind of do them when they come my way more than something than I go out and actively pursue.

I've always got a whole bunch of things in the works. That's sort of the nature of the business. Even when you're doing something you love doing, you have to be plotting and scheming and writing and preparing for what you're going to do when that's finished.

Everybody gets inspired by different things. I grew up wanting to go up the street with a video camera because I liked watching David Letterman yell out of the ninth floor of Rockefeller Center with a megaphone at people on the street. I thought that was a riot.

We all borrow and steal and copy from each other, and that's the way I think people get inspired.

It's exciting to be able to do something completely independent without anybody challenging it, and it's a big part of the reason why I'm enjoying doing the stand-up comedy, is I'm able to go out and interact with people one-on-one after the show. It's very punk-rock.

Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid