Tom Sharpe Quotations

If a little knowledge was a dangerous thing, a lot was lethal.

We must not only strike the iron while it is hot, we must strike it until it is hot.

All is fair in love, war and tax evasion.

I don't want to hear what the price of meat is.

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.

I have yet to met a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the unessentials.