Vic Reeves Quotations

We are pleased to announced we are having babies. Two of them, to be exact.

We want to bring 'Shooting Stars' back and we're talking to the BBC. Matt will definitely be George Dawes. We can't do the show without him.

He'd rung up to say the show ought to be taken off the airwaves. Fortunately, he later became a fan.

I think you must be pretty dim not to know that everything you do will be filmed.

We need to basically educate Costa Ricans that they shouldn't cut down the rain forest and should use shadow coffee, which is grown underneath the trees.

I am now rather amazed that anyone is letting me lead the nation into a party,

On the first night it was on telly, Channel 4 had 17 complaints.

D'you know, I put so much petrol in me car the other day, I couldn't get in!

Coo...coo... here comes the dove from above!