Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.