Robert Morley Men Quotations

It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.

Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.

A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.

The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.

Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.