Rodney Dangerfield Beach Quotations

When I go to a nude beach, I always take a ruler, just in case I have to prove something.

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.

I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.