Rodney Dangerfield Dating Quotations

I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.