Sam Levenson Children Quotations

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.