Sarah Silverman Jesus Quotations

I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.