Scott Adams Food Quotations

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.