Scott Adams Long Quotations

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.

I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.