In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.
As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong.