Simone Elkeles People Quotations

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

I've spent so much time avoiding arguments and smoothing relationships with the people around me, this confrontation is painful.

A summer apart changes people.s

I don't play games with people's lives like you do.

the scary part is that people don't realize how much they've changed .

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

Guys are control freaks and hate when other people know what's best for them

When I look out [the window] at the big houses on either side of the road, it's obvious we've entered the rich side of town. Poor people don't post signs like NO TRESPASSING, PRIVATE DRIVE, PRIVATE PROPERTY, MONITORED BY CAMERA SURVEILLANCE. I should know because I've been poor my entire life, and the only person I know who ever posted a sign like these is my friend...and he actually stole the sign off a rich guy's yard.

Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.

Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I'm a really funny person. I love to laugh and to make people laugh, so writing comedy comes naturally to me.

Football players are misunderstood. They aren't the dumb jocks people think they are.

I keep my expectations low, so nobody disappoints me." "Yeah, well, I have high expectations." I look toward Miranda. "I guess my friends do, too." "Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.

I now know why people break up in e-mails and text messages. Doing it face-to-face is so hard because you have to stand in front of the person and witness their reaction. Face their wrath.

We're actors in our lives, pretendin' to be who we want people to think we are.

Love isn't about honesty. It's about protecting the people you love from things that will hurt them.

Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.