Tallulah Bankhead Funny Quotations

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.