Terry Pratchett Paper Quotations

One of the important things about being a small-town reporter is knowing what not to put in the paper.

Theres no stink more sorrorful than the stink of wet, burnt paper. It means: the end.

The short conversation that follows eventually led to a tree religion. Its tenet of faith was this: a tree that was a good tree and led a clean decent and upstanding life could be assured of a future life after death. If it was very good indeed it would eventually be reincarnated as five thousand rolls of lavatory paper.

Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, 'What happens if I do this?'

Words are the litmus paper of the mind.