Will Rogers Humorous Quotations

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.