Winston Churchill Sarcastic Quotations

There but for the grace of God, goes God.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

I am easily satisfied with the very best.

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.

A modest little person, with much to be modest about.