Yakov Smirnoff Russia Quotations

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.