Yogi Berra Thinking Quotations

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

How can a you hit and think at the same time?

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."